Happy National Masturbation Month!!!

10 May

Madonna being Madonna.

May is, in fact, National Masturbation Month! I suggest you celebrate it by masturbating! YAAAAAY!!!!! Get some inspiration from my favorite sexpert, Violet Blue. For thought provoking questions and interesting information visit this blog.

May is jam packed with awesomeness. In case you missed something and to give you something to look forward to, here are some events/dates that are tres important:

May 1st was Beltane, the last spring festival. Celebrate by mating like a rabbit… or just buy some tulips.

May 2nd was International Pagan Coming Out Day! Look here for more information and please, come out of the broom closet (we  borrow lingo from our friends in the LGBT community)

May 3rd was the release date for both Kelly Cutrone’s new book and Stevie Nicks’ new album!

May 8th was, of course, Mother’s Day. (Hi Mom! I love you!)

May 17th is the full moon, called the Hare Moon or Flower Moon. Do some midnight gardening or a career spell.

That, for those of you with their heads stuck in the proverbial sand, is what’s been going on lately!

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